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omega phi alpha 

Sorority for the biggest women i have ever seen. Literally, 300 lb weight requirement ISN'T an exaggeration. It's that bad.
Fratboy 1: Did you see the letters on her jacket?

Fratboy 2: How could i miss it? It was the size of a billboard!

Fratboy 1: (laughing) Yeah, Omega Phi Alpha is for whales.

Phi Mu Alpha 

Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia is a national men's music fraternity which, since its founding in 1898, has grown to be the largest music fraternity in the world. Members of Phi Mu Alpha, known as "Sinfonians," share a love of music that unites them as brothers with a common interest. The Fraternity teaches men to develop themselves and their art, not for the sake of art itself, but as a means of enriching the lives of others.
Phi MU Alpha Sinfonia’s collegiate chapters participate in a broad range of activities emphasizing brotherhood, service, and performance in music.
Phi Mu Alpha by Sinfonian October 13, 2009

Alpha Phi Delta 

Alpha Phi Delta (ΑΦΔ), commonly referred to as APD, is a Greek social fraternity that evolved from an exclusive Italian society (Il Circolo Italiano) at Syracuse University in 1914. There were seven founding members who strove to create a brotherhood that would last long after their college days. Soon after founding, Alpha Phi Delta spread from Syracuse and became a National Fraternity. Alpha Phi Delta is traditionally an Italian-American heritage Fraternity; however, since September 2, 1965 it has welcomed young men of all racial backgrounds to join in its one of a kind brotherhood.

They are the Greek GODS of the Tristate area, and most likely the world.
sally: hey jen what are you doing tonight.

jen: OMG didnt you hear APD is having one of their crazy parties again.

sally: OMG!!! no way

jen: yeah!!! im totally sleeping with one tn.

sally: SLUT!!

jen: oh please like your not.

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Joe: yo steve i wanna pledge a fraternity next semester what house has the best parties and hottest girls.

Steve: Alpha Phi Delta with out a doubt.
Alpha Phi Delta by 1914 May 26, 2011

Alpha Phi Omega 

A National co-ed Service Fraternity based on leadership, friendship, and service.
Alpha Phi Omega - the Fraternity with chicks!
Alpha Phi Omega by Big 'Ern November 26, 2005

phi delta alpha

The fraternity that dinged the guy that submitted the other definition.
"Hey did you hear that sickashell didn't get a bid at Phi Delta Alpha? Yeah right after he got dinged he whined about it on Urban Dictionary."
phi delta alpha by Overheard March 4, 2008

alpha phi 

a women's fraternity filled with girls who just love to eat food, and yet remain remarkably skinny. Every boy knows to go out to eat with an A-Phi
Guy 1: Hey did you go out with that alpha phi?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't believe that she didn't order a salad or something. Then we got ice cream and she got a double scoop in a waffle cone. I couldn't even handle a kiddy cone.
alpha phi by les.prob. August 19, 2012