passenger princess 

A pretty girl that has no other job but to look pretty in the passenger seat while her sneaky link/boyfriend/significant other drives.

Yesterday, I was a passenger princess while my boyfriend drove me around the town.

passenger princess by thebaddestbarbie April 19, 2022

Idiot Passenger Syndrome 

The phenomenon whereby the journey of a whole group is spoiled by the thoughtlessness of one individual.

Behaviours include but are not limited to - excessive and indiscriminate MP3 player use. Standing in a carriage doorway and not stepping off or moving aside. Barging onto a carriage as others are exiting. Stopping dead at the bottom of an escalator. Carrying extraordinary amounts of luggage in peak periods. Travelling in huge rustling packs, their vile neon coloured cagoules shedding static like a thunderstorm. Throwing themselves in front of trains in peak time. Bastards the lot of them.

Sufferers of IPS can be encountered on any mass transit system but the London Underground (see Hell) is particularly prone to the depradations of IPS sufferers.

"...and then this complete Idiot Passenger Syndrome got on and stood right in the doorway for two stops. I think he was listening to Craig David. What a wanker. I had to hit him in the balls with my bag just to make him move out of the way."

Idiot Passenger Syndrome by hierophant January 16, 2006

lumpy passenger 

An accidental shit in one's pants so large several bumps can be seen through the back of their trousers.

After a night of heavy drinking and binging White Castle cheeseburgers, Douglas awoke with a headache and a lumpy passenger.

lumpy passenger by Furbs November 7, 2020

passenging 

A member of a sailboat racing crew who always ends up in the way when the rest of the attempts a maneuver.

Mike! You're standing on the jib sheet and we're ready to tack!

Mike- Sorry. I'm passenging.

passenging by aloha 27 December 26, 2011

passenger 

Someone who sits back while his/her teammates do all of the work whilst contributing nothing themselves.

Iona, stop being a passenger, get off your lazy arse and do some work.

passenger by Passenger beater 2k10 January 27, 2010

Passenger Seat Hijack 

The Passenger Seat Hijack is when a dude masterbates in the passenger seat of a form of transportation (car, van, airplane, etc.) while the rest of that vehicle is occupied by others. The "hijacker" then yells "jack, jacking, or jacked" as to let the crew members, and other passengers that they are experiencing a passenger seat hijack.

Bro 1: Dude how wasted did we get last night? Did Ryan really pull Passenger Seat Hijack on Christy's car?
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.

Passenger Seat Hijack by Hangover, PA April 30, 2014

cack passenger

(noun) fanatic, zealot, sheep, follower..

Yo, quit playing Me so close, You fuckin' Cack Passenger.

cack passenger by Beacon Hill Low Life July 23, 2002