talk like a man with a paper asshole 

to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner

when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.

talk like a man with a paper asshole by bob magrann June 26, 2007

man with a paper asshole 

basically an idiot/Jerk

He's such a jerk - he's a man with a paper asshole

man with a paper asshole by hiltononian June 3, 2006

talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talking like you have all the answers but you have none

John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.

talking like a man with a paper asshole by Plumbob November 15, 2013

flapping the paper asshole 

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

flapping the paper asshole by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014