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commercial panhandler 

A person who stands next to the road and begs you to spend money on a commercial venture. Commercial panhandlers usually wave large signs and can sometimes be seen wearing costumes.
"That intersection is particularly busy. They have six commercial panhandlers who work there."

"It's easy to find the tax place. They usually have a commercial panhandler out front dressed like the statue of liberty."
commercial panhandler by Mythobeast November 13, 2009
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The Panhandler

The act of defecating while having your partner have sexual intercourse with you.

Goes well with the blumpkin
Jackie really went to town after giving me the blumpkin last night and she kicked up a notch to the panhandler

digital panhandler

Someone who begs/asks for money utilizing a fake story like becoming sick and needing money for theirs or even a loved ones medical condition/operation as a way of profiting for their own personal gain.
That man made $150K from people who donated to him through his GoFundMe that said he was sick and needed cancer treatments, and come to find out he never even had cancer! Just another example of a Digital Panhandler.
digital panhandler by LakotaN8ive December 15, 2022

Digital Panhandler

A live streaming social media content creator who asks for gifts, likes or shares.
TikTok is full of digital panhandlers trying to come up.

Lazy panhandler

Noun: a person who chooses to make money in a very non conventional way. Money is not earned through labor.
I hate this job. I’m gonna get famous on the internet and become a lazy panhandler.

panhandle behavior 

Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.
Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.

Malibu Manhandler 

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.