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One Night Only 

A total LTA currently consisting of the babe George Craig and the lofty lads Mark "Mittens" Hayton, Jack Sails, James Craig and Daniel "Pob" Parkin.

They hail from the grand land of Yorkshire and are very nice to vibe to.
Lad 1: One Night Only are having a concert soon. Should I go?
Lad 2: Go@.
Lad 1: Do you want to join us feeling the vibes?
Lad 2: Yhos mate.
Lad 1: LYB.
Lad 2: WAB.
One Night Only by SAABMate May 27, 2011
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One Night Only 

A "One Night Only" is a term for someone, usually a female, who agrees to perform in a strip club for "one night only". This usually indicates this will not be a regular occurrence, but sometimes it can be.
I just got my hair done and I feel sexy, I'm thinking about doing a one night only.
One Night Only by Frostmatic June 9, 2018

one night stand 

The act of having intercourse with a person but having no further relations to them after that.
"Nah man, it was only a one night stand, she was sexy though."

One night stand 

I had a one night stand last night at the bar with this one guy/girl

one night stand 

i forgot and left my cell on my one night stand.
one night stand by deadngone26 December 30, 2009

One Night Standards 

The physical qualities of a person required to engage in a one night stand with said person.
"What do you think of that girl?"
"Eh, she's alright. Not relationship worthy, but she meets my one night standards."

One-Night Squat 

A night of over indulging on alcohol that leads to a sexual encounter excluding intercourse. Typical activities include snuggles, smooches, dry rubbing of the other members genitalia with clothes on, and felatio.
"Jenny wouldn't let me hit it last night so we just had a one-night squat."
One-Night Squat by Acondeezy June 27, 2020