Olmsted Falls 

Olmsted Falls is a small town in Ohio where everyone thinks they're the shit. Girls spray tan themselves until they look like an oompa loompa (these girls are very commonly known as the orange girls, creative, huh?), and guys sag their pants so much that their pants actually fall down when they walk. A lot of the guys end up being lying douche bags and friends that you have had for years end up stabbing you in the back. All over, a horrible place to live. Oh, and if you're not popular in Olmsted Falls you may as well just move the hell away cause your life will probably be shit.

1. hey look, the orange girls. what an irregular happening at Olmsted Falls, huh?

2. guy one:hey look, our school won another award for being awesome.

guy two: hey look, another fight.

Olmsted Falls by olmstedchick March 5, 2011

Olmsted Falls High School 

It’s honestly not that bad. The people who wrote the other definitions are just negative peices of shit who literally do nothing but complain about how bad school is and choose to hang out with terribly toxic friends . They also don’t do any work and then complain about how hard school is. The school system isn’t bad at all. So honestly if you have a positive outlook actually try and don’t have shitty friends you’ll be fine.

Vape bro: dude my dads so pissed I have an F in Bio like fuck you Mrs.G what the hell

Decent person: haha yeah the homework last week was pretty light though.
Vape bro: hahaha omg fuck that I literally don’t do hw or study for this class lmao

Bitch: omg I hate my life my teacher dress coded me because she could see my nipple I’m gonna kill my self

Friend: I have suicidal thoughts I feel like people are so insensitive

Bitch: OMG HOW COULD THIS WORLD BE SO CRUEL AND INSENSITIVE LIKE WHO JOKES ABOUT SUICIDE

Olmsted Falls High School

Olmsted Falls High School by Mollypenis September 4, 2018

North Olmsted Highschool 

It ain't that bad. Move here if you have a boyfriend that lives here. Just joking it's bad, but you get used to it. It's very average. Except our sports. Our sports are bad. Besides bowling.

Hey, North Olmsted Highschool isn't that bad. Except their sports.

North Olmsted Highschool by KorbyDidn'tLikeThat April 3, 2019

North Olmsted

A suburban city near to Cleveland, Ohio and is surrounded by Westlake to the north, Olmsted Township to the south, Fairview Park and Brook Park to the east, and North Ridgeville to the west. North Olmsted is not as upper-class as neighboring towns like Westlake and is often considered "ghetto". North Olmsted is also home to many people who cannot drive.

"Yo, did you go to The Flats last night and party it up?"

"Naw. I was going to the park in North Olmsted to play volleyball and got hit by some lady with a huge van as I was coming across Lorain Road."

North Olmsted by RAEDiOACTiVE July 16, 2009

North Olmsted Middle School 

The Middle School in North Olmsted. Filled with wanna-be gangsters and jocks. You can't walk 3 feet without someone you don't know calling you a fag. Lunch food sucks, crazy-ass teachers, ya know, usual for North Olmsted

This is some crazy shit, man.

Whadda ya expect? it's North Olmsted Middle School.

North Olmsted Middle School by thedudewiththeawesomeshit January 5, 2012

North Olmsted High School

NOHS is a school full of either jocks, nerds or gays. Also, a bunch of white people saying “wallah” even though they arent white.. they only say it because there friends with arabs. And a lot of white kids saying the N-word

oh you go to North Olmsted High School? Good luck

North Olmsted High School by okayhey827 October 17, 2019

North Olmsted douche 

Typically a guy that goes to a community college rather than somewhere out of state, and studies something irrelevant while applauding themselves for it, lives in the same place or the same city they grew up in there whole life, worksout a lot and consider themselves “bodybuilders” yet they are never toned enough to be considered that. They all work at car dealerships and have the same group of friends.

Check out the North Olmsted douche over there, he graduated high school like 6 years ago and still acts like tool.

North Olmsted douche by SumGuyThatDidYourMom May 9, 2018