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Post Oak Middle School 

You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-

You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.

Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”

And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.

Oh and Linkin, uhh-

Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list

Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
Post Oak Middle School is a crazy school.
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Post Oak Middle School 

If you live in Virginia don't go here, and if your a loser, don't go here. I was both of those definitions, a loser and a Virginian. I was severely bullied to the point I got sent to a mental hospital in December 2023.

Oh yeah, and everyone here vapes apparently, what else do I have to do to fit in?
"Did you hear about Post Oak Middle School?"

"Let me guess, another kid got suspended for drug dealing?"

Oak Valley Middle School 

Oak valley middle school is full of hoes and drama makers. The boys of the school are Obsessed with Tec Decs and all the girls think its cool to be depressed. All the teachers have a favorite student, and that is kind of annoying. The only people that are good in that school are, Well, NONE.
Oak Valley Middle School by Scooooop November 20, 2019

oak hill middle school 

A middle school where the students are high and the teachers are higher. Theres a new slut around every corner and vaping is basically a religion. To sum it all up it’s real burning cum dumpster.
Oak hill middle school is a real shithole of a school. I heard if you smoke enough pot the blowjob fairy comes to give you head.

Oak grove middle school 

Basically it’s suburban Nd broke teachers mixed w pedo gym coaches, and petty bitches, annoying ass searches w k9 dogs at least once a month so it’s just ass.
Oak grove middle school example:

Boy- can I get ur snap

Girl- no I’m talking to someone

Boy- lmk when u done messin w that lame
Boy- literally j stalks you and snaps you 25/8

Heart eyessss<3

Oak valley middle school 

Oak valley middle school is full of hoes that think it’s cool to be depressed and all the boys are obsessed with Tec decks. All the girls think it’s funny to be quote on quote “sus”. The boys bathroom is always being used as a hotbox, and has been taken away 2 times in the past 2 years! WELCOME TO OAK VALLEY MIDDE SCHOOL
Oak valley middle school is for hoes

Oak hill Middle School 

A school where the principal looks like big chungus and the kids smear shit on the walls for art. A school where everyone is high as fuck and people are having sex in the bathroom daily.
Wow, Oak hill Middle School is a real shithole