No Splash No Gash 

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

No Splash No Gash by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

No Splash, No Gash 

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

No Splash, No Gash by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

nogasake 

An alcoholic beverage made with one part eggnog, three parts sake. Some places won't make it for you though, because eggnog is seasonal.

I think we'll start with a round of nogasakes!

nogasake by tommyip December 9, 2010

nogasaki 

A seasonal drink. 3 parts saki, 1 part egg nog.

I would like to order a nogasaki. Nogasaki: 3 parts saki, 1 part egg nog. But not everyone makes them, because egg nog is seasonal.

nogasaki by k8thegr9h December 30, 2006

nogasake 

An alcoholic drink invented on NBC's "The Office". The drink consists of 1 part eggnog, three parts sake.

Ed Helms and Steve Carrell do nogasake shots in the third season of "The Office".

nogasake by schulwitz January 18, 2007

nogas 

N-O-G-A-S: No One Gives A Shit.

Joe D.:So, last night, we were hazing like six pledges and putting his balls in a clamp and one of them said "ouch" but I was just like "You better shut up, pledge!" And then I put ketchup on his face and laughed. BlahBlahblah. Then my girlfriend came over and we ate some popcorn.
Matt:Oh...um, cool.
Me: Dude, fucking nogas.

nogas by The disconnected dot. April 3, 2006

nogasm

The inability of a person to reach a sexual climax.

I was really trying my best to satisfy her but I wasn't successful - she had a nogasm.

nogasm by Mike_H October 8, 2008