Nebraska

The best state in the USA. So much fun to live in, there's always something to do. You may see people who say Nebraska is a horrible state to live in and it's nothing more than a bunch of hillbillies and corn, they're wrong. Iowa has more corn than Nebraska, so if you want to talk shit, you better know what you're talking about. People in Nebraska LOVE football. Nebraska Cornhuskers are wayyy better than Missourri's shit team and Chase Daniel (The crybaby who said, "Nebraska players spit on me." Like a little bitch and picks his nose and eats it..) 5 National titles and counting.

Bill: God, I hate driving through Nebraska..
John: Why?
Bill: It sucks and there's nothing there but corn.
John: (Punches in face) Go there and say that, then see what happens..

Nebraska by GoBigRed April 20, 2009

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Nebraska

the place where God himself decided to give the Nebraskans the best sun rises and sets to make up for the crazy-ass weather.

Gotta love Nebraska

Nebraska by brynwuzheer March 22, 2017

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Nebraska is the only bisexual state in the United States. It always goes both ways during election time. Nebraska is the only state that allows for a split in the electoral vote. Since 1991, two of Nebraska's five electoral votes are awarded based on the winner of the statewide election while the other three go to the highest vote-getter in each of the state's three congressional districts. This fact was later embraced by Nebraska in a tourism slogan that said, "Nebraska, We Go Both Ways."

Nebraska is bisexual. It goes both ways. It's true, I read that somewhere.

nebraska by CambridgeBayWeather November 21, 2006