sexy narwhal

someone that is so sexy there is absolutely no other word to describe them.

friend 1: Jeez I wanna tap that.
friend 2: Yeah man, she is a sexy narwhal.
friend 1: What?
friend 2: Shes magical, like a unicorn and shes probably horny too

sexy narwhal by sexynarwhal February 7, 2014

San Franscisco Narwhal 

A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head

Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you were really making a San Franscisco Narwhal

San Franscisco Narwhal by Biglad412 March 4, 2022

Narwhals 

A underwater unicorn.

Man, narwhalsare so magical!

Narwhals by lowkey_lilyyyy May 4, 2018

Narwhalsome 

Only said when you discover something that awesome just doesn't cover.

Me: Holy fucking balls, I just wrote a song.
Friend: What is it?
Me: What If I Rode Narwhals Into The Sunset?
Friend: Dude, that's narwhalsome.

Narwhalsome by Mister Grinch February 18, 2011

Narwhals 

Narwhals are not whales they are they opposite of whale. They are big fluffy and awesome and can beat a polar bear in a fight . Everyone should love narwhals

Narwhals are so cool

Narwhals by Narwhals 1234 September 15, 2019