Bag my beef 

Phrase used for a women taking all of your southern meat in her sausage wallet.

Spencer: "How about you come over here and bag my beef while I slowly paw your fun bags?"

Bag my beef by hbar314 June 10, 2011

model my beef

To model ones beef is to place thou cockus in thee mouth and pose for the camera

SexPhoneOperator: Hey baby...
HornyMan: Would you like to model my beef?
SexPhoneOperator: oh fo' shizzle my nizzle...
HornyMan: aight then model it bitch

model my beef by UGRadio March 4, 2003

model my beef

To smile with one's beef in their mouth, with their hand on the beef owner's testicals. See also, nigga tyrone

Nigga Tyrone: "Model my mothafuckin beef mothafucka!"

model my beef by UGRadio March 4, 2003

Stick my beef in your burger 

to place a penis in a vagina. Mostly referring to over weight people making love. Or another way to ask someone if they want to have sex.

Hey baby can i stick my beef in your burger later?? I want to stick my beef in her burger so badly! My beef was so happy in her tight burger last night.

Stick my beef in your burger by the weird dude December 8, 2011

hold my beef 

A phrase used when someone won't stop irritating you.

Jessy: You're whack man, just quit the game.

Jack: Nah man, hold my beef.

hold my beef by MyNeckMyBackMyCookisAndMySnack October 7, 2016

finger my beef 

To get in somebody else's problem, interrupt in some way. Usually derogatory, because unless you are asked, you shouldn't butt in.

1: "Yeah, so I'm having issues with..."
2: "What? What?! Tell me, I know what to do!"
1: "Dude. Don't finger my beef. Go kill yourself or something."

finger my beef by Kellsbells November 2, 2005

Stroganoff my beef 

When an individual stroganoffs your beef they do so to make you cum

She be stroganoff my beef til' I cum.

Stroganoff my beef by stroganoff-the-guys January 27, 2023