monkey business 

Monkey Business, business run by monkeys.

The term derives from ancient civilization (300,000 B.C.) when monkeys ruled the earth. They created a social climate that consisted of a modern day government system. The civilization was ran by a Democracy with voting and and various taxes. To combat the taxes put into place by the tyrannical government, many monkeys band together to create a trade system to raise enough money (currency consisted of various s types of bananas,) to pay the taxes put in place by the Government. The Term 'monkey business,' was a derogatory term used by the higher class of monkeys to shame the working class of monkeys who ran the economy.

"Damn this business is monkey business"

monkey business by ddubsstarr February 9, 2022

Monkey Business 

Monkey business can involve a psychopathic hunt or control of victim or victims that can endure for years where the victims endure a steady decline of resources altogether and of their own health, becoming depressed and suffering constant harassment and pressure from various threats.
This interpretation of the dubious version of the concept, I think, to one end or another, is associated with the brown remains of a smaller person, typically a kid. You know, this may happen when you're exposed to psychopaths. They take their victim to some place where they do their freak stuff, reducing this (young) person to this brown, i.e., bloody by stark blood, burnt skin, dirtied by feces, lifeless, insidiously treated object! This goes for nothing less than torture and has some value to dubious people for "energy reasons"/"stratagems"/"efficacies of kind", so and so!
I'm telling you right now, beware of these idiots!!! More serious than this, it can't get!

Tortured abducted kid is found dead. It's probably the victim of monkey business. - Police report

Monkey Business by Mr Lea May 6, 2011

monkey business 

Alright folks. Givin' somebody monkey business, is when you're having sex them with using an unpeeled bannana, and then proceed to poo in your hand and fling it at the person's face.

Dude your mom was being a whore last night after i suprised her with some monkey business.

monkey business by Zack Connolly July 27, 2005

monkey business 

a black owned business

“ i would really like to shop there. that’s a monkey business “

monkey business by lilstankstank October 13, 2022

Monkey business 

Monkey business is when you and your friends get naked and jump around on a bed, The first one to fall off gets Turkey slapped and the rest of the monkeys do whatever they want to the Monkey that fell off

Hey Ashton wanna indulge in the act of Monkey business

Yeah sure man

Monkey business by Bulldogdmttv September 18, 2023