thats not what your momma said last night 

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such

your ugly thats not what your momma said last night

thats not what your momma said last night by Groundhog July 26, 2006

ur mommy normie 

The ultimate and worst insult. Even worse than "ur brother a mother". This insult can hurt your opponent's feelings forever, even if a full minute has passed since it was said.

"Women are the superior gender."
"Do you have any evidence to back up your claim? I mean, Marie Curie was great and all, but..."
"Shut up, sexist pig! You men are all the same! Hillary Clinton should've won the elections! Women must be treated equally!"
"Ur mommy normie."

ur mommy normie by LilPizza March 24, 2018

why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?

mommy and daddys room keeps making weird squaky noises and my mum keeps screaming "harder daddy". I think she is tackling a monster WWE style.

why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?

well... their having s-

FAMILY FRIENDLY WWE FIGHTING STUFF WITH THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED

why is there noises in mommy and daddys room? by fatfucc February 19, 2020

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers? 

a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself

example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers? by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022