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mascara face 

The dropped bottom jaw in a gaping "Oh" ( : O ) when applying mascara. It is often accompanied by a vacant no one home upward look in the eyes yet with a paradoxical focus at the same time.
My wife looks like a retard when she puts on her mascara and gives her mascara face to the mirror. Talk about gaping idiot! Man!

Why can't my girlfriend put on her eye make-up like a normal person?! She resembles someone brain-dead who's trying to communicate when she puts on her mascara face. She should close her mouth!

Oh my God! Did you see the way Mary was applying Mascara? I wonder if she could still put on mascara if she didn't bug her eyes out and drop her jaw to her boobs? That is so weird! I've seen that mindless mascara face look before! My mom used to do that until I told her about it and now she tries hard not to look like an idiot when she puts on make-up.
mascara face by Z train April 25, 2006

mascara turds

Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.
Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.
mascara turds by mmmkayyy April 2, 2005

Mascara hangover 

When someone falls asleep with their makeup on and their eyes are swollen and/or their face is breaking out the next day
Girl 1: Why are your eyes so red, are you stoned?
Girl 2: Nah, I just have a mascara hangover.
Mascara hangover by Shawster April 19, 2014

mascara run 

When someone who wears mascara takes a dick too far down their throat, causing immense gagging. As a result, their eyes begin to water and therefore mascara (if not waterproof) tears run down their face. This also usually signals they have done a more than adequate job of sucking the dick in the first instance.
Jay had such a huge dick - it gave me mascara run!
mascara run by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

Mascara Muslim 

A Mascara Muslim is a muslim woman who dresses in western clothes, wears makeup, and who eschews the traditional practices of Islam.
Although she is from Saudi Arabia and a traditional Sunni family, she herself has become a Mascara Muslim since moving to London. She wears makeup, short skirts, drinks and smokes, and acts thoroughly Western.
Mascara Muslim by PBCHLS92 February 11, 2010

mascara melting 

when make-up (often lady's) starts to run down their face due to a build-up of moisture, making an allusion to the wicked witch of the west more than appropriate.
'Man, it's pouring!! What a concert, I'm absolutely drenched. Gotta love outdoor shows! '..."No kidding! Look at the gal in front of ya - there's some SERious mascara melting going on."
mascara melting by RowJ July 11, 2011