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Marshmallow Girl 

A term popular in Japan. It describes a cute girl who is not necessarily plus size, but doesn't fit the skinny stereotype of Japan (and pretty much the rest of the world).

La Farfa magazine is a pioneer of featuring Marshmallow Girls. Their models usually weigh between 60 - 120kg (about 130-230 lbs).

Here is a quote from their editor-in-chief:

“We don’t promote losing weight or gaining weight, because there are women that look gorgeous regardless of what they weigh...Our view is that people should not be defined by the size of the clothes they wear."
Marshmallow Girl Goto Seina is so cute!!
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Cheese-Marshmallow Theory 

The idea that any food can taste better by adding either cheese OR marshmallow.

Yet to be disproved, however the Cheese-Marshmallow Theory is unlikely to become a law due to the fact that it can never be proven.
Julian: I got it! Cereal...
John: Marshmallows...Lucky Charms man. Trust me, I was a non-believer at first too but you'll come around. The Cheese-Marshmallow Theory can not be disproved!

Marshmallow your mum 

PHILLIP LESTER TOLD YOU NOT TO SEARCH THIS
You shouldn't have searched marshmallow your mum tut tut tut

Marshmallowing 

When you cannot get an erection but shove your cock inside the vagina or anus any way to have sex.
I was so drunk I was just marshmallowing her.

Shooting Marshmallows 

A phenomenon that happens on online shooters, in particular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. This phenomenon deems said bullets ineffective, causing no damage to the enemy whatsoever.
THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN?!?!?!? AM I FUCKIN SHOOTING MARSHMALLOWS OR SOMETHING?!?!?!

Chocolate Marshmallows 

The act of inserting clean marshmallows into a woman's rectum. After letting them sit for an extended period of time the inserter then removes the chocolate covered marshmallows with his tongue and eats them. Transporting the marshmallows into the insertee's mouth is optional.
Guy: "Hey I want some chocolate marshmallows"
Girl: "Alright let me undress!"

IRON MARSHMALLOW 

An iron marshmellow is someone that is fat but can run 5 miles, lift 280, and not break a sweat
“Damn he thick
“Na he’s just an iron marshmallow
IRON MARSHMALLOW by M1aslayer October 1, 2020