Lincoln Park Trixie

A post-sorority girl in her early to mid-twenties, sports a Coach purse, oversized glasses and “Juicy” valor, seen en route to yoga (the easy kind), the day spa, shopping and then to Starbucks for a no whip, no foam, skim latte. She drives a Jetta (while sending a text message) to-and-from her overpriced studio apartment in Chicago’s Lincoln Park. Come sun-down, she scours the bars, Apple-Tini in hand, for a fiancé in the form of a day-trader, I-Banker or any other 6 figure income, generally named Chad or Todd and sporting a striped shirt.

Tad just proposed to some Lincoln Park Trixie he has known for 6 months. Yea the same one he met at a bar and cried for an hour when she spilled her Cosmo on her Coach purse.

Lincoln Park Trixie by L. Graff February 25, 2008

(Lincoln Park) Trixie

A 20 or 30-something female found in Chicago, IL. Their migration patterns, though originating in Lincoln Park, include Bucktown/Wicker Park, Lincoln Park, Gold Coast, Wrigleyville, Lakeview, and, increasingly, the West Loop. They are easily identifiable by their fair skin, blond hair (or at least with hightlights), good purse, manicured feet/hands, and Starbucks cup. They are born in the midwest but have found Michigan or Ohio to be so passe so they moved to the big city. The preferred form of transportation is the VW Jetta or Honda Accord. They have typically graduated from large state universities with good football teams and mediocre academics. Trixies tend to live and work in Chicago but hate their job although they will tend to stick with it as it accomodates their "urban" lifestyle. Trixies have nice belongings (clothes, shoes, purse, car) but tend to be cash-poor as they must maintain their standard of living. Trixies are typically attracted to midwestern, frat-boy types: 30-years old and still wearing baseball hats backwards and rugby shirts with horizontal stripes. They will stick with these douchebags as they are buying time until they can get married as the large engagement ring is a sign of rank in their social circles, much like chevrons & rockers in military insignia.

Um, yeah, we were at John Barleycorn's last night and I met up with some of my friends from Iowa State.

(Lincoln Park) Trixie by Improv75 April 29, 2005

Lincoln Park Academy 

A school where teachers have affairs with each other and the students fuck in the bathrooms.

“Dude!! Did you see the Lincoln Park Academy’s new teacher? She sexy asf and put math teachers coming into her!!”

Lincoln Park Academy by yeetusfetus August 9, 2019

lincoln park after dark 

the hottest nail polish. i dont care if everyone and their mother is sporting it. Some peeps wear black nails, that's not as hot as LPAD but I'll let it slide...

Guy: Damn, you're hot.
Me: I know, its my lincoln park after dark nails...

lincoln park after dark by mar cor January 10, 2008

(Lincoln Park) Trixie

Commonly refers to twentysomething, Jetta-driving, generally vacant, spoiled blonde girls living in Chicago's Lincoln Park neighborhood (they're everywhere). So common it borders on pathetic.

Look at that little (Lincoln Park) trixie.

(Lincoln Park) Trixie by jayson December 30, 2003

(Lincoln Park) Trixie

A 20 or 30-something female found in Chicago, IL. Their migration patterns, though originating in Lincoln Park, include Bucktown/Wicker Park, Lincoln Park, Gold Coast, Wrigleyville, Lakeview, and, increasingly, the West Loop. They are easily identifiable by their fair skin, blond hair (or at least with hightlights), good purse, manicured feet/hands, and Starbucks cup. They are born in the midwest but have found Michigan or Ohio to be so passe so they moved to the big city. The preferred form of transportation is the VW Jetta or Honda Accord. They have typically graduated from large state universities with good football teams and mediocre academics. Trixies tend to live and work in Chicago but hate their job although they will tend to stick with it as it accomodates their "urban" lifestyle. Trixies have nice belongings (clothes, shoes, purse, car) but tend to be cash-poor as they must maintain their standard of living. Trixies are typically attracted to midwestern, frat-boy types: 30-years old and still wearing baseball hats backwards and rugby shirts with horizontal stripes. They will stick with these douchebags as they are buying time until they can get married as the large engagement ring is a sign of rank in their social circles, much like chevrons & rockers in military insignia.

Um, yeah, we were at John Barleycorn's last night and I met up with some of my friends from Iowa State.

(Lincoln Park) Trixie by Improv75 April 29, 2005

(Lincoln Park) Trixie

Though once located soley in Lincoln Park, the newer species of Trixie have migrated and can now be seen chatting up rich men in many neighborhoods throughout Chicagoland, including, but not limited to: Wrigleyville and Wicker Park.

Get the Hell out of Wrigleyville you Lincoln Park Trixie or I will kick your ass all the way back to Diversey myself!!!!! And take off that damn PINK Cubs shirt - buy a Red & Blue Jersey like a real fan bitch!!!

(Lincoln Park) Trixie by Salacious S July 6, 2004