like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence 

When u feel the need to shit and ur shit is poking out of your arsehole

Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come out. " I need to find a toilet, it must look like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence!"

like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence by Steven Dressel May 3, 2008

Like a dog on wheels 

Popular response to any situation no matter how cheery or depressing.

Atli:So i beat this old woman back in 1997
Me:Like a dog on wheels?
Atli:yeah

Like a dog on wheels by Norgle Tinglecrop May 10, 2021

Like a dog in't wind 

It's really just a load of bollocks..

I'm like a dog in't wind...

Like a dog in't wind by danmk6 November 23, 2021

like a dog in rut

A term related to a dog in heat
Can also be used to describe someone's horniness or a high sex drive

my partner is like a dog in rut right now
they keep wanting to fuck

like a dog in rut by Zom_Zetie August 22, 2023

Pull like a dog 

Can be used when analogizing an exerted effort for achieving an insurmountable goal

Close the eyes and pull like a dog

Pull like a dog by #PullLikeADog August 12, 2016

bark like a dog. Your below me moron 

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

bark like a dog. Your below me moron by anonymous April 23, 2023

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds by Mark C. September 15, 2005