half lethargic 

To be lazy, and sluggish see lethargic{ but still get out and enjoy the sun and do athletic shit and enjoy life skating with friends but still mostly lie in bed all day. usually the slightly overweight guy in the group. don’t let him fool you. he could possibly beat the shit out of you.

Me: Hey dude. wanna hang out?
Friend: Sure!
*Next Day*
Friend: Hey dude, wanna hang out?
Me: *Says later but never does it* Sorry, being a little Half Lethargic
Friend: ahh, we’re usually all that guy sometimes

half lethargic by DangitBob June 2, 2018

lethargic 

The belief of being lazy, procrastinating, or not doing if it is of no importance to you. Also known as the religion of laziness

Teacher:Did you finish your assignment today?

You:Nope its against my religion.

Teacher:What do you mean?

You:Im lethargic, you know the belief of being lazy, procrastinating, or not doing if it is of no importance to you.

Other student:Dude i wanna be lethergic!

Teacher:Hmmmmm?!?

lethargic by General Kaar November 29, 2007

Lethargia 

this is an extreme laziness that is often brought on by sitting in a dark room for 3 months masterbatingn and watching various American comedies for every hour when you are not at work or doing something that is compulsory.

" i'd go into further detail about my illness doctor, but i seem to be suffering from Lethargia

Lethargia by Danny McFudgehole April 30, 2009

LETHARGIC 

Blank as shit, Like super lazy and sluggish. like you have no fucking expression.

danny- dude, that bitch is lethargic its like talking to brick wall
sammy- i think shes sexy, and inviting,

LETHARGIC by Jessica Campbell July 5, 2008

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

From an episode of Family Guy where Peter tries to "educate" himself on proper edicate and ends up picking up a New Yorker. Being Peter, he turns to the comic section of the New Yorker and find "I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic." And waits a few days trying to understand the meaning of it.

>"I would like a copy of the New Yorker Please"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic by MwC June 6, 2004

lethargic 

lethargic is a word used when somebody is acting drunk and lazy. Drowsy or sluggish.

Sloths are lethargic; they move around four inches a day.

lethargic by Taylor swift lover December 17, 2011

lethargic 

What one is when u give blood then try and play a soccer game

Coach During Warm up: Bryan your lookin very lethargic
Bryan: huh sure? (to friend) dawbateef what is lethargic
Friend: IDFK

lethargic by Bryanft October 28, 2005