Lassie 

a superior being. Can be very bossy but will love and care for her closest friends and family. Typically a dog, BEST BEING AND MOST BEUATIFUL TO EVER LIVE AND THATS ON PERIODT.

friend one: Oh what’s your dogs name
friend two: Her name is Lassie
friend one: wow she is beautiful!

Lassie by omg stopppppo December 3, 2020

Lassie 

A Female Rough Collie from Lassie Come-Home and The New Adventures of lassie.

The term recently has turned into a replacement for Bitch sense facebook algorithm is striking anyone using the word.

It's creators of the new definition hope it inspires a new algorithm catch for the memes.

If it does they would like to tell you all...

Your Welcome

"You stupid Lassie!"

"Lassie that's my man!"

Lassie by MrsCyanide February 17, 2021

Lassie 

Sam

“Sam is a lassie”

Lassie by Samisalassie February 17, 2022

Lassie-blaster 

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.

It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...

Lassie-blaster by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007

Lassie's Lipstick 

Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.

Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?

Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick

Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?

Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.

Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!

Lassie's Lipstick by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012

Lassie Blind 

When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.

Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.

Lassie Blind by Sickboydave January 9, 2017

lassie and knives

an expression used to describe something terrible that has happened.

this is commonly used to describe basically anything which is bad as opposed to good! eg: small child falls of his or her bike! 'that was lassie and knives'. Term is used most commonly in the early hours of the morning after a large consumption of alcohol! Females with the initials J A W are most likely to use this term!

lassie and knives by J.W October 20, 2007