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Lactose Intolerant 

Lactose intolerance is not a disorder.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.

Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.

Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.
Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?

Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.
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Lactose Intolerance 

1. is the inability to digest lactose (a type of
sugar found in milk and other dairy products).
I can't have ice cream because I hace a lactose intolerance.

lactose and tolerant 

Someone who get the Neapolitan ice-cream, and eats all the flavors, not just the good ones.
i just ate that whole thing of ice-cream, not because I'm fat, I am lactose and tolerant

Lactose Snob 

A person that has not been clinically diagnosed as lactose intolerant but has fabricated a self diagnosis. The onset of Latosce Snob is usually the result of a traumatic event such as shitting oneself as a grown man.
I havnt shit myself since I stopped eating dairy.

Bro, youre a Lactose Snob!
Lactose Snob by BuckinChuck July 14, 2018

Lactose intolerant 

Someone who consumes large amounts of dairy
Nick, you’re eating pizza, I thought you were lactose intolerant?” “I am”
Lactose intolerant by cartman911 February 7, 2021

lactose retarded 

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.
Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!
lactose retarded by hellpuppy November 19, 2007

Lactose Intolerant 

1) Racism toward white people.

2) Dislike of suburban white subculture.
Not to be lactose intolerant, but I don't know how to pronounce like 80% of white girls names.