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Stanley Kubrick 

To beat someone unconscious with a bust of a penis, and then proceed to sodomize them with a telescope.

It is essentially a sexual position - of course done consensually - that is a montage of Stanley Kubrick's movies.
Alex: Okay my droogies, now here was the lowdown...I met this fine yenta outside the Korova Milkbar, and I broke the fourth wall by Stanley Kubricking her.
Stanley Kubrick by Cockdriller March 11, 2010

The Kubrick 

a sex act in which the man spins the woman around above him for a period of time before he himself starts to spin at the same rate, during which penetration occurs. Classical music is optional. Named after the docking scene in "2001: A Space Odyssey."
"Bro, she let me do the Kubrick last night. It was epic."
"nice, bro"
The Kubrick by whatupppppp November 4, 2018

stanley kubrick 

French cinephile: I love Stanley Kubrick's films, all of them!
Human being: Your self inflated ego is the only thing in the world that can match his film, little to brag about.
stanley kubrick by Riez November 3, 2007

Full Kubrick 

To stare at someone or something in a creepy way (named for the "Kubrick stare")
Emily: "Do you see that weird guy staring at you?"

Kate: "Yeah, he's been giving me the full Kubrick all night"
Full Kubrick by Mangetsu August 21, 2021

Stanley Kubrick 

There was never a fart joke in his movie so he ain’t that special
Me watching 2001: a space odyssey

Me: we’re is the funny fart jokes? Screw Stanley Kubrick

Kobrick Bryant 

The master of bricking shots. Holds many dubious records regarding missed shots, such as most missed shots of all time. Many of his bricks come when being double teamed and having a teammate wide open, but Kobrick taking the bad shot anyway. Also refers to the number of game- winning shots missed by Bryant.
The Lakers could've won last night, but Kobrick Bryant preferred to take a contested 3 39 feet from the basket with a grizzly bear chewing on his leg.