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Kitchen-Broke

A woman who's been trained to know her place in the kitchen.
I had to dump Shelly. The sex was great, but the bitch ain't kitchen-broke.
Kitchen-Broke by MFn Connery July 23, 2012

soup kitchen lust

When two or more unfortunate individuals meet and indulge in grotesque sexual activities at a soup kitchen. Usually on the dirty floor.
They locked eyes from across the room and came to the conclusion that they must engage each other in a round of soup kitchen lust.

Kitchen Gun 

Stand name: Kitchen Gun
Stand user: Derek Bum
Description: The user can fire at a dirty object to make it clean. But the object would probably be destroyed

everything but the kitchen sink

"Damn, Gina. You must have packed everything but the kitchen sink in your suitcase. You are going to break my back when I carry this shit around for you."

soup-kitchen 

When a group of homeless people have an orgy in a car and leave all their sweaty homeless juices leftover.
Phil The Hobo: Man that soup-kitchen was awesome last night.
soup-kitchen by danxtlebron March 8, 2011