The state of denial in which a person insists that they are not straight, because of the pressure of society possibly making them a minority. Or, you know, pandas.
"I can't even believe you would accuse me of being straight! I totes want to shag Miss X."
::stabzombiedie:: "Sure, Z. We all know you're straight like Julie."
A female office worker that can’t stop stealingoffice equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.
Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneakyJulie has ducked off with it.