jumpers for jesus 

Someone who is an Evangelical Christian that is overly enthusiastic about their faith. Usually one to put down those that do not share the same beliefs as them.

Bro, did you see that ruling on the new abortion ban? That is sure to get the Jumpers for Jesus going.

jumpers for jesus by 31817689137 December 20, 2019

jumpers in the door 

From the Army Airborne community, need to take a dump VERY soon. Closely related to turtle necking

"I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got jumpers in the door."

jumpers in the door by Bloodbow73 January 22, 2009

Jumpers at the Gate 

Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.

Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.

Jumpers at the Gate by yankee01 May 20, 2010

Star Jumpers 

In military circles, an exercise that makes you look really retarded and at its peak, makes you look like a star.

Star jumpers make you look retarded.

Star Jumpers by PFCBrownie February 8, 2009

NASA Jumpers 

A hoodie that can only be worn by absolute fucking madlads or Max's girlfriend.

They're wearing NASA Jumpers. What fucking madlads!

NASA Jumpers by notJagzy September 8, 2019

Butter Jumpers 

someone who jumps young women and slathers thier vagina in butter in order to steal thier wallet out of it.

suzie is walking down the street.... suddenly someone butterjumps her! thus knocking her down and pulling her pants down to get to her vagina.
Then she screams "Oh no! hes a butter jumper!!! i hope there arent any more Butter Jumpers!!!" :O

Butter Jumpers by numba1buttajumpa June 5, 2011

Church jumpers 

1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches

2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches

"Those families are such church jumpers"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"

Church jumpers by Nightwatch2007 November 16, 2022