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jerkbang 

The act of intercourse shortly after masturbation. usually in an attempt to last longer during sex.
I have little choice but to jerkbang that cute lady tonight since I currently suffer from premature ejaculation.
jerkbang by Zuubat February 12, 2015

jerkwagon 

To the intellectual bad ass it is a more effective and more offensive way to say someone is a jerk. Jerkwagons tend to seem nice at first, but then turn around to slap you in the face...with their wagon, that they carry all their bullshit in.
Person 1: Hey how's it goin??
Person 2: Pretty good, haven't seen you for a while! You?
Person 1: Same, hey want to hang out later?
*Person 2 is offline*
Person 1: Wow, what a jerkwagon.

Harry: Bellatrix killed Sirius! My last living family!! *cries*
Ron: Sorry mate, that bitch is a jerkwagon.
jerkwagon by hpfanx10 May 15, 2011

jerk bag 

A person, male or female, wich you be a giant jerk. This person is such a jerk they are the equivilant to a bag full of jerks, wich in turn makes them some sort of super jerk, hence the term, jerk bag.
that jerk bag, is the biggest jerk bag that ever was a jerk bag
jerk bag by shane vogel June 25, 2006
A combination of the words 'jerk' and 'fag'. Often used to insult anyone in a situation where a minor insult is needed. Usually used to describe someone arrogant, rude, annoying, obnoxious, snobby or smug. Most commonly used to describe guys by girls.

Closely related to: Douchefag, Jerkbag, Dirtfag, etc.
Person 1: "Where were you?"
Person 2: "Looking for you! You ditched me, you jerkfag!"
Jerkfag by IOwnJerkfag July 19, 2010

jerkball 

a less provane way to call someone who acts like a jackass
jerkball by jchan May 19, 2006

Jerk Bag 

Some one who is exceptionally rude. A liar, a cheater, and completely inconsiderate. A combination of jerk and douche bag.
S.a.o: So he cheated on me, is married and has two kids that he lied to me about!

K.m.r: OMG! He is such a jerk bag!
Jerk Bag by little miss lou February 22, 2010