Con-jected

When a total stranger sits next you to you on the bus, and then they just talk about there life story and what happened to them other day and you just totally don't give a shit and you nod and say yes to everything they say. But you don't want to Tell them you don't care to there face so you just look like your paying attention. So your convocation blocking them hence con-jected

Ah right the other day joe this bitch sat next next to me on the bus and I complety con-jected Her.

by Bigfodrob November 21, 2014

macob jetts

The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.

Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....

by SomeActualStrangerYouKnow April 3, 2017

JETSTREAM sam

A man that his memories are broken the truth goes unspoken and he even forgotten his name he dose not know the season or what is the reason

JETSTREAM Sam is hot

by Xboxiscool8 April 29, 2022

Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".

Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.

by seinakyou July 23, 2012

JETSIN

A person who is slick and cool. A person who has everything.

Ay bro ima just chill with JETSIN.

by JETSIN November 30, 2020

jettsetter

A fly person or group of people. Usually are handsome guys that have all the clothes and sneakers nobody else can get. Usually get all the girls. And have a BBC. These guys are natural born winners and smart.

Example 1:
Hot Girl: Damn look at the shoes on Jeff's feet he is one hell of a jetsetter. I just have to have sex with him and get some of that bbc!
Model Chick: Yea and he is smart and athletic I want him to have sex with me in my mouth until he ejaculates all over my big breast.
Hot Girl: Yea we gonna do it to him because he is a jettsetter.
Example2:
Hot Teacher: Good job on the test Jeff you got the highest grade in the class. And nice outfit by the way.
Jeff: Thanks
Hot Teacher: I need you to stay after class because we need to have sex. I want some of that BBC.
Jeff: Ok thats cool. Man I love being a jettsetter

by Yea_I_wrote_this_UCHuskies April 28, 2009

hit the jets

To leave promptly, quickly.

DeShaun hit the jets after LeQueefa, his math teacher, sentenced him to 2 days of after school detention.

by MasterWordManMang December 14, 2015