Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.

I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010

indian guys building a temple 

Something you will be watching at 1AM instead of sleeping.

I was trying to sleep, but I got on my phone and started watching indian guys building a temple.

indian guys building a temple by Ramennoodles_witheggs November 5, 2021

The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat

The First Indian To See A Boat by Arie Ola December 30, 2022

Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian 

When something is very deep. Usually in reference to the depth of snow. Or the depth being equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.

The snow was touch hole deep to a 9ft Indian.

Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian by AKD527!! June 9, 2024

Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian 

When something is very deep, usually in reference to snow. Or the depth equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.

The snow was touch hole deep to a 9ft Indian.

Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian by AKD527!! June 9, 2024

Armpit of Indiana 

Hammond, Indiana.

Drive through and see all the derelict factories and boarded-up businesses. There is a slow train that goes through that can stop traffic for quite awhile. Unemployment seems high, but property values are down. Buy the movie theatre in town for only $40K. Go Hammond!! Be careful, they have vigilant cops on a search for out of state plates.

Where's the armpit of Indiana?

Answer: Hammond

Armpit of Indiana by Mayor Thom June 16, 2011

Avon, Indiana 

A west suburb of Indianapolis that is basically a much smaller, but growing, combination of Carmel, Indiana and Greenwood, Indiana.

I am wealthy. I don't want to move to Carmel because they are all too snobby and I do not want to move to Greenwood because they are not snobby enough. I guess I will move to Avon, Indiana to balance things out.

Avon, Indiana by westsideINDY April 12, 2011