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heating up cold soup 

Heating up cold soup is when a person rekindles a romantic relationship from their (usually distant) past.

The soup is analogous to the relationship in this analogy—and that soup isn’t just room temp...it’s straight up cold. Thus, the general sentiment is that the rekindling is with someone one has neither spoken with nor seen (nor obsessed over) in years.
Late 20’s Girl #1: What are you doing tonight?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Watching a movie at my apartment with Matt...
Late 20’s Girl #1: Who is Matt?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Matt Stephens...my high school boyfriend.
Late 20’s Girl #1: Talk about heating up cold soup.
Late 20’s Girl #2: Yeah. Don’t tell anyone.
heating up cold soup by Windton September 13, 2020
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heating hole

the heating hole is essentially the ear, but only the right ear, and most commonly an ear that has recently been infected with ear sickness
i have a small adolescent munching on pastries in my heating hole

heating pads 

tamia- i am in so much discomfort

katryce-here is a heating pads it should help
heating pads by stephen kurry January 6, 2018

Heating People 

When you insult or roast someone on accident.
Sorry, I have an issue with heating people.
Heating People by flavaflavz April 10, 2019

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Heating Green by HGintern November 24, 2021

heating the beef 

The act of stimulating the penis to ejaculation, whether that be self induced or by the actions of others.
Hey babe, what do you think about heating the beef for me tonight?

Heating iron and boiling hot water myth 

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.
“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”