Haul ass kid 

A kid who speed walks around school or work with his arms straight and his head down.

Jesse: there goes the haul ass kid

Chris: Hes haulin ass!

Haul ass kid by TrecarJ June 14, 2009

Ass-Haul 

To overpower.

"Gah dayum lil dude got ass-hauled."

Ass-Haul by vvnx June 11, 2022

Haulass Hyena 

Someone who instigates a problem or troublesome event, and then quickly leaves or runs off before it can be resolved, leaving other people to handle it. Normally, This is done out of a sense of amusement, usually only to the benefit of the offender.

Named for the song, "Haulass Hyena", By The Cramps.

"Johnny told my girlfriend I was having an affair with one of my coworkers, then ran off laughing before I could say anything!"

"What a Haulass Hyena."

Haulass Hyena by Ravenboy13 January 29, 2021