A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.

That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

harder than Chinese calculus by Chris4444 January 9, 2012

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Harder daddy

When the person who’s fucking you up just won’t go hard so you shout “harder daddy” and they fuck you to the limit you can’t even stand.

Harder Daddy, daddy!!! fuck me harderrrrrrrr, ohhhhh yes please daddy *moan* d-daddy f-f-fuck me h-harder *moan* go h-harder on me daddy!!! Daddy! OHHhH Lord D-daddy you’re fucking me soooo hard today *moan*

Harder daddy by DARKER MATTER April 19, 2019

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harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good

Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday by Big brain today November 12, 2020

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Harder Daddy

When a male or males aren't fucking the other person hard enough the person getting fuckes will yell "harder daddy" and get fucked extremely hard.

Harder daddy~ a-ahh!! O-ooh g-god!! Ahhhhnnn!!! H-harder daddy~~!!

Harder Daddy by Animepathic July 22, 2017

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