coat-hangered

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."

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haugered

The act of screwing up an otherwise simple joke or prank, leaving said joke or prank unfunny and unsalvageable.

My momma may like the cock! But yo momma....
Stop!
Man! You haugered that shit up!

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The sound you make when you get chocked up about something or get nervous in front of someone you like.

My crush: Oh hey
Me: oh uh *haggeredsnort*

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