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groineken 

an alternative word used to describe an individuals area on the body located on the inner thighs right up near the crotch. Commonly used as groin
man: *jumps* oooooh ouch
woman: whats wrong?
man: i think i pulled my groineken
groineken by Tomenator February 22, 2009
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groinery 

The baseball pitch came whizzing by the groinery.
groinery by palmharbor September 30, 2013

Groindinitis 

A severe strain in the groin, most common cause is from strenuous lifting, squatting,or sexual intercourse.
I was flipping a tire in the back yard ,and felt a bad strain in my groin, now I have acute groindinitis
Groindinitis by Superduke gt April 29, 2019
Usually used as a synonym for f*cked up or messed up.
I grained while playing terraria and died to the Wall of Flesh..
Did you see that guy? He looks totally grained..
Grained by 8BitLego May 6, 2023
The status of a team after someone killed an entire spawn wave at their first flag. This could also include capping the map, but not always, because the person gloining might have an awful team that can't cap the rest of the flags.
"You just got gloined!"
gloined by lates August 29, 2005

groiner jones 

the most awful name in the history of the universe
Hi, my name is mr. Jones

ok, whats your full name?

umm, well its ummm GROINER JONES

get off my property, loser