futtock 

The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.

One of my futtocks has dropped off!

futtock by Crash Raindog January 13, 2004

futtock 

An iritating person or fool, sounds rude but isn't.

...to which Jake replied "Shut the hell up you stupid futtock!"

futtock by andyrew b July 19, 2006

futtocking

The act of a baby or infant child making crying type or talking noises for a brief period whilst not being awake.

Eg. Talk quietly, don't go upstairs, he's just futtocking. Pour me another glass of wine

futtocking by roydrunner December 21, 2013

Futtock 

Bard-era substitute for the word 'F_CK' (ref: Upstart Crow).

Will Shakespeare: "Hang on... Hang the futtock on!

Futtock by Onomatapoeon December 7, 2021