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Fruit Salad 

A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.
Friend 1: Hey, where are you? Wanna play Skyrim?
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.
Fruit Salad by Apple_Pie November 19, 2011

fruit salad 

a person who culturally comes from many different backgrounds and cannot be labeled as just one.
person 1: what natio are you?
person 2: well, my dad is half Asian and half Black, and my mum is half European and half English
person 1: geez, you're the whole fruit salad
fruit salad by randomnesss4321 July 12, 2009

Fruit Salad 

a mans whose mother slept with many men of many races
i dont know who my father was, i am a real fruit salad
Fruit Salad by SanGrial February 22, 2011

fruit salad 

A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people.
Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.
fruit salad by Antimyopia April 9, 2006

fruit salad 

its not an Ethiopian condom
Person 1: "dude did you eat some fruit salad?"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"
fruit salad by Mangularis Angularis November 30, 2016

Fruit Salad 

Any assortment of gay people. This means they can be of different ethnicities, from different countries, whatever. It can even be another name for a Pride Parade. I don't mean to offend, because I myself am gay.
Friend 1: "Hey, do you see that fruit salad over there? Totally interesting!"
Friend 2: "Yeah. I've never seen many gay people from different races before."
Fruit Salad by Sanji21 December 16, 2012