Festie Bestie 

That friend that you can always count on to go to a show or festival with you

Emilee: Should we get tickets for that music festival next weekend?
Amber: Of course, I'm your Festie Bestie.

Festie Bestie by BZ_BB_843 February 18, 2022

Festie Wife 

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.

Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.

Festie Wife by scamper May 28, 2020

festie testie encounter 

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.

I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.

festie testie encounter by ClawGee April 11, 2014

Festerpool 

To think about multiple negative thoughts creating a festerpool of negativity resulting in situations appearing far worse.
A festerpool of high emotions can result in riots.

A person was upset due to debts building up, their mind began to pile all theirs worries creating a festerpool of depression.

Festerpool by MattMuz September 22, 2020

tums festival

What every day ends with.

This is a reference to Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst review of "Hollywood Cop", specifically a line said by the late, lamented Cameron Mitchell.

Jay brings up the line, and Rich Evans, aka "Dick the Birthday Boy" adamantly refuses to admit that this line was in Hollywood Cop, instead thinking it was in Samurai Cop. WRONG!

Every day is a Tums Festival!

tums festival by lubertdas June 26, 2017

Festival Boyfriend 

When a girl hooks up with a guy at a music festival but only for the duration of a that festival.

She only wants him as a festival boyfriend.

Festival Boyfriend by Rodd McTodd July 22, 2016

feetie 

The act of posting a picture of one's own feet on a popular social media site. People have been known to do this while on vacation.

I better post a feetie so all my friends can know how much of a good time I'm having without them.

feetie by Alwaysarighty November 23, 2013