faux-mo 

Pronounced FOE-MO. Cheap contemporary artwork that imitates the style of Claude Monet. A painting style that mimics the great Impressionists and relies heavily on idyllic sun-drenched cottages esp. the works of Thomas Kinkade.

I hate the decor at my dentist's office. Strictly faux-mo.

faux-mo by kaysodowsky May 5, 2008

faux-mo 

faux-mo pronounced fomo meaning false or fake (faux) motivation (mo) achieved through some type chemical stimulant to cause activity that is not achieved through natural desire. An induced active state using a fake substance such as drugs or stimulants caffeine sugar pep pills amphetamine cocaine energy drinks Ritalin Some hallucinogenics can bring on a motivated mind set depending on the persons brain chemistry. (not to be confused with the dyslexic word fomo aka fucker mother)

Hey man you know where I can find any faux-mo, I cant shake of these holiday blues.

faux-mo by writenaked September 8, 2016

faux 'mo' 

A man who pretends to be gay, but isn't.

On THREE'S COMPANY, Jack Tripper pretended to be gay. Jack Tripper was a faux 'mo'.

faux 'mo' by Montana Man June 18, 2006

Faux Mo 

Fear of missing out on imagined fun you think everyone else is having.

Dave: I never get invited out to anything anymore.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.

Faux Mo by LouieLouieBigPants February 22, 2019

Faux Mo 

A standard heterosexual who frequents gay establishments - enjoying the fruits of flattery and affection, but otherwise relishing in the eventual deflection of, "No thanks, I'm straight."

Last night was such a bummer, Steve. I wasted two hours and four drinks trying to get some sausage from a total hunk who turned out to be nothing but a faux mo.

Faux Mo by puswami June 5, 2011

faux 'mo' 

A guy who seems gay, but isn't.

PETER: Joe ax like a total fag, butt, he's married. Is he bisexual?

BOBBY: I think he's just a faux 'mo', you know, a fem man.

faux 'mo' by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

faux mo 

a "straight" person with very homosexual qualities and tendencies.

Hey look at Kurtis being a big faux mo!!

faux mo by Smokey Joe HC June 15, 2007