- expensive

Adjective

Pronounciation:
Idk lol.

Basically is "yes but actually no" for describing the price or value of something.

Basically a big brain form of sarcasm.

Person 1: Wow that shirt you're wearing looks pricey.
Person 2: Yeah totally! It's - expensive.

"That outfit is tacky, it just screams - expensive!"

by ₕₑₗₗₒ, ᵢ'ₘ ₜᵣyᵢₙg ₘy bₑₛₜ December 1, 2019

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expensive paperweight

An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"

I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!

by UM North Quad December 28, 2015