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Excel Ninja

One who is adept in the exquisite art of Microsoft Excel. Frequently one with professional experience requiring extensive use of Excel (e.g., investment banking, financial analysis). Specifically the abilities to do things with Excel for which it was not intended (e.g., word processing) or create files quickly using arcane keyboard shortcuts are common traits of the Excel Ninja.
Chris: I want to fix this spreadsheet so that instead of having equations, the numbers are hard-coded.
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!
Excel Ninja by MennoniteOwl April 28, 2006

Excelerosis

A degenerative disease in which otherwise seemingly healthy individuals become completely incapable of operating outside of MS Excel.
Due to the Project Manager's advanced case of Excelerosis, we are continueing to operate on data that is out of sync with the database by almost half a year to produce a "current" dashboard of project milestones.
Excelerosis by hightidetech October 23, 2009

Pissing Excellence

(Verb)

When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.

*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence

I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

Matt Excelz 

Matt Excelz professional Halo player known for all his live stream & youtube antics with his trash talk grounding majority of his followers to most Matt Excelz is now a household name to his fans known as the "Harry Potter Gang " or HPGoD.
You're mad as hell you aren't Matt Excelz because he had sexual relations with your mother.
Matt Excelz by The Jersey Journal. January 23, 2013

Excel Saga 

Excel Saga:
A parody of many amine series. Very bizarre, yet very entertaining.
I watched the first episode of Excel Saga yesterday, and thought I was in a dream.
Excel Saga by Dr Funk October 27, 2003

excelcite 

The neo upperclass who use pleasuredomes (exclusively)
"..used exclusively by the excelcites who are the neo upperclass"
excelcite by bobagopa May 17, 2021