Patrick Ewing

n. The act of one's penis "accidentaly" falling out of one's pants in a humorous but mature manner.

"DUDE! Did you just see that bro's cock?! He totally just went patrick ewing on our ass! Sweet!

Patrick Ewing by Bill Hawthorn August 4, 2007

J.R. Ewing 

The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.

J.R. was such a selfish bastard but we loved to hate him.

J.R. Ewing by Bo Ewing August 25, 2005

Izzy ewing 

Super duper kinkayyy.
She also loves to diperooney for a scooter snack

Did I see her leave yesterday...
She’s a real izzy ewing

Izzy ewing by Jëzüs June 7, 2020

Ewing 

A complete beast and basically the definition of Swag.

"Did you see that guy he had so much swag"
"Dude that's a Ewing if I've ever seen one"

Ewing by Greenbassist August 20, 2012

Ewing 

a suburb of Trenton, located in West central New Jersey. Once the site of a huge general motors plant and naval air plant, as well as the current home to the college of NJ and Trenton Mercer Airport. The town is named after Charles Ewing, and began as a farming town as well as the home of quarries off of Wilburtha road near West Trenton. Ewing is interesting in that it has a very broad mix of residents; in the high school their is no majority race. It has a bad rap compared to other towns like Hopewell or Hamilton, but it has nice sections too.

wanna go to a college party in Ewing tonight? I hear they got fresh bitches wylin out!

Ewing by impoip88 April 10, 2011

patrick ewing

the best basketball player ever. wore the number 33, went to georgetown, was drafted by the knicks, stayed in new york for like 20 years, will soon be in the hall of fame, and currently is an assistant coach on the houston rockets, where he taught yao ming how to play basketball.

yo you see that game the other night when ewing dropped 60 points, grabbed 25 boards, had 15 blocks, and threw it down in jordans face?

patrick ewing by chuck d February 4, 2005

Ben Ewing 

A massive hunk who gets lots of women. Also owns 6 Ferraris and isn't ginger.

Person 1: "My girlfriend left me"
Person 2: "Who for?"
Person 1: "Ben Ewing"

Ben Ewing by Black rock lee March 9, 2021