Niggersons disease 

The uncontrollable urge to commit crime, only common in the black community. Survival rate is 30%, with most patients dying from rival gang shoot outs, shot by police, overdose and death by drive by.

Dame cuh haven’t seen my nigga in a while, last time I saw his ahh was when he was diagnosed with niggersons disease. Hope he Ight doe.

Niggersons disease by Niggerphobic December 13, 2022

Larskinsons Disease 

A disease that causes people to lose their ability to clap normally

Brendan Fraiser is the perfect example of someone who has Larskinsons Disease.

Larskinsons Disease by Kif23 February 14, 2012

hanahaki disease 

a fictional (emphasis on fictional) disease, often used in fanfictions, where the victim regurgitates and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from unrequited love. The illness can only be cured through surgical removal, however any existing romantic feelings are also removed with the infection.

the "hanahaki disease" can't really be applied to real life because it's fictional, so no examples for it...sorry!

hanahaki disease by user789456123 April 5, 2017

Edward Cullen Disease 

When one (normally a Twitard or Twihard) becomes extremely obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LUV EDWARD!!!111 HES SO HAWT!!11111

Me: Another victim of Edward Cullen Disease passes by...

Edward Cullen Disease by I spend too much time here April 6, 2013

Hotchner's Disease 

Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.

Guy #1: Dude i need to see JJ's kid again.
Guy #2: You got Hotchner's Disease again?

Hotchner's Disease by Team Reid February 20, 2011

Madison Disease 

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package

you selling a single pic for $5? you got the madison disease bro

Madison Disease by madisondisease August 18, 2021

Crone’s Disease 

When a woman reaches an age where she no longer gives a rat’s ass if others find her appealing.

Clearly this one-time hottie is suffering from an advanced case of Crone’s Disease.

Crone’s Disease by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019