Disciple 

Completion of a walk of shame of five or more miles in flip-flops or other footwear similarly unsuitable for walking such distances.

I did it again, and the bastard wouldn't even give me a ride afterward. I had to pull a disciple to get home, and the blisters are killing me. Ever waitressed with blistered feet?

Disciple by Clea Taurus October 11, 2012

disciple 

Middle English, from Old English discipul and from Old French desciple, both from Latin discipulus, pupil, from discere, to learn.

One who dominates and owns all others in multiplayer gaming. Noobs often worship and want to be the almighty and legendary Disciple but find out quickly they can't.

Others try and eventually go back to studying the teachings of the not so wise Noobisus.

player1: I want to pwn like Disciple one day!
player2: pfftt GL nab, you got a long way to go.
player3: psshhh keep dreaming...lol

disciple by headshot June 17, 2006

disciple 

A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to.

- Robert Anton Wilson

A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to.

disciple by jbiebergalxx April 23, 2013

Disciple of the booty 

One who practices ultimate devotion to the lord's finest creation: the booty.

Timmy: Boobs or butt?
George: One could say I'm a disciple of the booty.

Disciple of the booty by Nick_iz October 24, 2014

Disciple of Vapour 

A musician who denies their own past musical ventures whether it be a former band or a feature in a song. Disciples of Vapour tend to change the subject at a moments notice, block any confrontation on the fact they made any music beyond their own personal solo projects.

"I made this song back in the day called '20 minutes we did it!' about my ex-girlfriend, I'm thinking about becoming a Disciple of Vapour"

Disciple of Vapour by The Real Dillon October 12, 2020

Disciple fart

A putrid fart that is so dense in brown gaseous matter that it follows you around the room. It cannot be shaken off. Not to be confused with a fart disciple.

Timothy farted and tried to move to the other side of the hall to avoid the embarrassment but he had expunged a disciple fart which followed hime wherever he went.

Disciple fart by Sammie D March 3, 2014

Disciple of Onan 

From the Book of Genesis: Onan and Er were brothers; when Er died, their father Jacob decided that Onan should assume matrimonial duties with Er's childless widow. However, instead of completing the act, Onan "spilled his seed on the ground". God considered this an evil act and Onan was slain for it.

A man was observed on the London Underground practicing the faith of a Disciple of Onan. Police were called and apprehended the suspect.

Disciple of Onan by BF1971 May 7, 2019