dickarus 

Like Icarus, when you try to hard to get with someone, but end up flying to high and getting rejected by them. That person is your dickarus.

Gianni fell in love with Madison, but she thinks hes a creepy weirdo, so now she is his dickarus.

dickarus by jackBigDickTotalyNotLancaster November 29, 2017

dick-anus 

dick-anus is somneone who likes dicks, in anuses, And puts theres in one all the time, and is generally retarded or gay.

double the wordage, double the insult!

Kile is a dick-anus, and never gets any poontang.

dick-anus by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

cheesey-dick-anus 

You have anal sex and then melt cheese on top of your dick and then put back in the anal cavity causeing nachos to form.

"dude i had a cheesey-dick-anus last night"

cheesey-dick-anus by branjalex January 31, 2009

Dick-Anus 

The hole at the tip of ones cock

Sorry love I just took a dump out of my dick-anus. Slang cockarse.

Dick-Anus by Mud Pussy May 7, 2018

dickapus 

When one is being a dick and a pussy simultaneously

He just read your diary. He's such a dickapus.

dickapus by SpringBreak2k14 December 5, 2014