dicksmackdouche Share definition Flag An expletive used to express extreme disgust.Can be used interchangeably with goddamnmotherfucker adj: I have a dicksmackdouche of a headache again noun: He's a fuckin dicksmackdouch dicksmackdouche by Pinguy2009 August 5, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the dicksmackdouche mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch