Anal-Dexterity

1.(Noun) The Ability to control one's bowels in movements of an acrobatic fashion.

"With Jeff's <i>Anal-Dexterity<i> He is able to To spell his name."

"Dude...I don't have the <i> anal-dexterity <i> To make a Tomigatchi Poop

by lllGabelll February 6, 2008

Tetritial dexterity

The ability to look at an enormous amount of unrelated items and mentally plan an order for said items. The uncanny ability to organize, pack, or stack contents of a closet, garage, house or refrigerator in such a way that space is most optimally used. A talent associated with a high mathematical aptitude as well as a broad understanding of spatial awareness. Root word- "Tetris." Originated from popular game of same name, and coined by famous writer M.L.S.

1."Thanks to Tony's tetritial dexterity, we were able to fit the entire contents of her house into only one moving truck."

2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."

by K.S.L. August 5, 2013

Snack Food Dexterity

Your range of movement with snack foods (for example; a bag of chips) in your hands.

Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?

Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?

Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!

Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.

by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011

Texterity

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.

After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"

by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008

Dexterize

To murder someone vigilante-style as in the hit Showtime series, "Dexter". To kill someone evil, who deserves it.

Someone should really Dexterize that scumbag.

by Sopranonurse January 24, 2011

dexterise

To wrap, cover a room or other item entirely in clear plastic.

(Based upon a popular television series, Dexter. Where the serial killer covers a room from ceiling to floor with clear plastic prior to killing his victim.)

Because I will be sanding plaster and painting this weekend, I need to dexterise the room.

by Jan :) May 11, 2016

Dextering

When you have sex with a girl who is having her period... its a bloody crime scene.

Do you want to give me a dextering tonight?

by Queen Shabubu September 1, 2019