Crunkle

A word that describes the thin film of dead skin and saliva on either side of the corner of your mouth.

She has crunkle on her lips.

Crunkle by Shively July 11, 2007

crunkle

Your uncle who buys you alcohol when you're under 21 and drunkenly hits on girls at your underage parties. Your uncle you get "crunk" with...

Hey man, is it cool if my crunkle comes over tonight? He may be old and creepy but he has alcohol.

crunkle by Macklemann June 8, 2016

Crunkle

A crunk uncle, everyone has one.

"Who's that man by himself in the corner eating a raw hot dog?"
"Oh that's my Crunkle Keith"

Crunkle by Cardi P September 10, 2018

Crunkle

To sound like a windex bottle, spraying, when you laugh.

Joe sounded like a wonderful bottle when he laughed, he crunkled

Crunkle by Flex_Luther July 7, 2022

Crunkle

A strange or obscure sound that creates a crackling and crunchy noise like the sound of my Kia Soul being crushed by a tractor.

I heard a crunkle in the woods.

Crunkle by /v/-tan September 24, 2022

crunkle slam

Unkle Sams Nickname because he's crunk and his shit slams.aka unkle scam-u-all

im unkle sam but cuddies call me crunkle slam,and u wont wanna fuck with me cuz my shit goes BLAM,BLAM

crunkle slam by Mac Money June 28, 2006

crunkle kick 

a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$

i would like a crunkle kick please

crunkle kick by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007