criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

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criss crossed

the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same

last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed

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The superior filing system in which nothing ever gets lost but the school will go into lockdown if you save your work to the wrong area.

"I lost the assembly", "Have you checked CrissCross?"

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Tall white kid who will sit with his ankle on his knee and folds his hands together on his lap.

Wow Ryan Crisscross Guy has such great posture

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