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A Cooter is a " Gopher " Turtle . A land Turtle that lives in burrows usally near swamps and lakes .
The word " Cooter " is usally used in the Southeastern USA to describe the " Gopher " Turtle .
In recent years it has found it's way into slang as a synonym for Vagina ( pussy )
Also in the deep South it can have another meaning refering to an old hard working southern man ( aka Red Neck ) who is drunk .
" Look over yander y'all , there's a Cooter going in that hole "
" Man I bet da bitch gots some fine Cooter " !
"yo , I gots some of dat Cooter Pop " !
" Hey y'all , Bill's drunk as a cooter "
" Mr. Johnson , he's a hard working old coot ( er ) "
Cooter by Ricky Wright August 22, 2004
Female reproductive part; also known as vagina, cooch, poonanny, crotch, etc. Used to make an awkward situation of touching the happy place less awkward.
1.You whore - you just slapped my cooter.
2. My cooter is itchy today.
3. Kirstens cooter is getting so large it is almost a gunt. *gasp*
4. Ricky and Shane can touch our cooters anyday.
cooter by cooter time December 24, 2008
Little oasis between the leggs of a fine female, clean and well kept- the cooter is the king of the pussy slang because it doesnt oozzzze classlessness
and if you can find one to call your own you better eat it up- cuz the cooter changes aliances fast!
I have the cutest cooter! BoooHAHA
Cooter by Tabitha May 13, 2005
(noun) slang for female genetalia
May have originated from a plough coulter which is a blade on a plough that helps to cut the furrows neater. The raised rows mimicking the vulva and the deep furrow mimicking the slit/opening.
My cooter has been itchy today.
cooter by shirekeeper February 6, 2017
ow, I just got kneed in the cooter!
Cooter by c.steelfox March 11, 2009