When corn on the cob is eaten with sauce (typically BBQ) that's mixed with crushed up ecstasy tablets, it's known as eating Unicorn On The Cob due to the hallucinations etc that follow, like magic.

"Garry?! Why are you kissing my dog?"
"He ate Unicorn On The Cob..."

Unicorn On The Cob by C L G September 6, 2017

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Kansas Corn on the Cob

Kansas Corn on the Cob is where you put one finger in her butthole, the other finger in her bellybutton and proceed to eat her out from the side, left to right as if you were enjoying some delicious cobbed corn.

Kansas Corn on the Cob

“Hey Zach, I heard you totally Corn on the

Cobbed her, Kansas style!”

“Yup, one in her pooper, one in the innie and went to town.”

‘Step-bro what are you doing?’

‘Simmer down, I’m just trying to put one finger in your bellybutton another in your poopercooter and eat you out like 4th of July…Kansas Corn-on-the Cob is so hot right now.’

Kansas Corn on the Cob by ZachNow4 April 9, 2022

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twat on the cob

someone who is being an utter dick
frowned upon by society

You seen that connor jennett?

Yeh, complete twat on the cob

twat on the cob by hazzaThatsLol December 2, 2009

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pwn on a cob

1. The nutritious delicious foodstuff consumed almost primarily by geeks, allowing said geek to gain supreme pwnage powers - not for the n00b hearted. (Also prevents constipation).

2. Serious pwnage delivered swiftly witout mercy to several n00bs at any one time.

hey fellow quester, I just had some uber pwn on a cob.

all those n00bs just got some uber pwn on a cob by that lv38 mage.

pwn on a cob by not something geeky April 23, 2007

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