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Chunky Chow Down 

Got some friends getting into a Sloppy munt special? Well you just give 'em a little bit of the old... Chunky chow down! Grab an old man off the street and feed him a heap of stool hardeners along with a banquet of deep fried meats and an array of curries. Now when he is about to explode sneak into the lavatory between his legs and catch the mother load in the mouth. Be sure to bite down into it as you might choke if it goes straight down. Now you want to munch through that, tearing at it, because there will be pockets of diarrhoea juice that when they burst, will fill your mouth with flavour. This is what you're after. Now while the juice is just hitting your tongue, continue to jerk the man (im assuming you were already) and douse yourself with his luke warm mayonnaise. Brilliant. Now what to do with the left overs? Scrape them up with your tongue and pop them into a little tupperware container. They'll keep for a good week in the fridge.
Mike: Got any food in the fridge Jason?Jason: I dunno man, havent been shopping in weeks.Mike: What's that? (points to a tupperware container swimming with chunky chow down deposits in a brownish gravy)Jason: They're my left overs (winks at the camera)
Chunky Chow Down by Alan1 March 4, 2009

chow fucking down 

The term "chow fucking down" is an idiom expressing enthusiasm over the outcome of a past event, indicating the speaker was successful in his endeavors by analogizing to the successful or enjoyable performance of cunnilingus.
"Dude, when my girlfriend fell asleep and my girlfriend's mother came into the living room naked and offered to fuck me, what do you think I did? Chow fucking down!"
chow fucking down by MILF Lover 75 January 15, 2014

Chow chowin down 

When you take a jar of that good ole West Virginia chow chow, and rub it all over your woman's body and proceed to chow down on her.
Kristen got me a jar of that chow chow, so i smeared it between her legs and chow chowin down.

Watsy Chowdown

When your hard-up friend goes to a bachelor party and performs cunnilingus on a fat, filthy striper.
To Phil's horror, Billy grabbed the drunken stripper and gave her a Watsy Chowdown.
Watsy Chowdown by Anonymous April 26, 2003

Clam chowdown 

"Now I'm not saying she's a lesbian but, wouldn't be surprised if she liked to preform the good ol' clam chowdown"
Clam chowdown by Mr Mc Flop March 30, 2019

chode chowdown 

a verbal dispute between two chodes that has the potential to turn physical under the right circumstances
Brad: You stole my girl and fucked my wife! If I had to fight someone it would be you.

Trenton: YOU WOULD NEVER FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE PUSSSY!

Nicholas: Brad and Trenton really need to calm down.

Chaz: For dur. If they go at it for much longer we may get to witness a little chode chowdown
chode chowdown by Captain Fox October 10, 2011