check, please 

Hold the conversation, I need an explination. Used to stop the conversation, not to inquire, although this is the most common use.

Man 1: And so I said to her, you've got great purple bananas!
Man 2: Check, please: what's a purple banana?

check, please by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

Check, please! 

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

Check, please! by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022